The following is a rough-hewn foundation stone (or buttress) of what might become a rather modest contribution to the ongoing "debate" about the place of McGonagall in the pantheon of poets.

poems

Exhibit A

Its form is that of stray (and possibly incoherent) observation; to be refined, refuted or ignored over the remaining years that humanity takes to burn its resources exchanging electronic ruminations on the world-wide-web.

Criticism of the work of William Topaz McGonagall (the poet who lived in Dundee) commonly falls into the category of "received wisdom" or worse, and more usually, cliche. Hooray Henrys are always quick with the label "worst poet ever" and betray either their own snobbishness or ignorance of what great poetry might be. McGonagall is routinely patronised by suggestions that he is now beloved (to a greater extent than all but the most famous poets) because of his heroic failures or his near delusional persistence.

What really makes great poetry? By what incontestable rule is poetry to be measured? And why does McGonagall's poetry survive?

It's true that even the meanest intelligence can respond to poetry and even commit to memory a fragment or verse heard in the distant past, but the mechanism that enables this to happen - rhythm, rhyme, story, metaphor, vocabulary - is little understood. Which is the most important of these qualities, the one that must be present to a necessary extent before a work can be considered "good" poetry?

I'm not certain that any of McGonagall's gallery of critics can say. They only think they know why he "fails".