The Shed Testament

There are a number of used and broken mission statements lying around gazbro's garage. The Shed Testament has been put together using bits of them as they have fallen to hand. It is a declaration of thrust or "vibe".

The Shed owner (the 'Overall') is committed to incessant re-design, modification and classification of all material contained in this place.

The Shed answers the imperatives of medium-density urban living: that is, all shed activities are to become virtual pursuits so that actual earth-space may be occupied by pot plants and cast-aluminium outdoor settings.

Non-computer hardware is to be purchased Just In Time. No more than ten (10) screws, nails, nuts or washers may be held in "stock". Any residual household timber is be made into tea-pot stands or garden borders.

All computer hardware, software and gagetry has indefinite shelf-life and must be preserved regardless of its actual utility. Although the practice is anachronistic the principal of "it's useless, but it's not junk", applies.

This Statement will be addended, shortened, re-phrased or discarded at the discretion of the owner - at random intervals with no apparent motivation.